Needed: a Viagra Gadget

One of the worst things in life is to share a taxi with someone you don’t know. It immediately turns your relaxed taxi ride into a stressing bus-like feeling. But earlier this week I had to get into town and there was a sudden storm that made all taxi drivers feel like they were the first lady or something. But two nice old gents offered me to share their taxi, so I went inside.

They were not that old, maybe around their 50s. One of them sat in front and the other one sat next to me. They were both working for a bank, and all they talked about during this long ride was gadgets.

Now, I love gadgets. I don’t buy them normally but I love being updated and they can sometimes excite me. Just the idea somebody invented a sophisticated small element that does a very specific thing – this is cool. But those guys, they went on and on about different cables to connect your TV to and tiny gadgets to assist your ass keep his still position.

And then was the funniest part. The guy in front showed the taxi driver his ring – then he showed it to me. It was a big golden ring, like old men sometimes like to wear on their thick fingers. But this one wasn’t just a ring – it was a fucking gadget.

Inside that ring the man had a Viagra Pill – and on the back side of the ring was a small screen that kept the time when the pill was taken out of the ring, so the man wouldn’t forget when it was and can better plan his sex life.

Fucking amazing, isn’t it? I thought the ring itself could have been nicer, but I guess it’s not the most sophisticated gadget after all. But if you take Viagra, and you’re obsessed with gadgets, this is the ring for you.