14 July 2009

Esquire August 2009

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Things this magazine can do that a kindle can’t

  • Make you look manly
  • Help you get your rest
  • Cradle injured birds
  • Not seize up on ya
  • Tell you definively what your “ZIP+4″ code is
  • Hurt but not kill a Chihuahua
  • The gouvernment can’t get all up in a damn issue of Esquire and track your movements
  • Ass
  • Stand upright on a table
  • Provide a disguise for in-flight magazine. Also works with porn
  • Build a miniature paper version of Sydney Opera House
  • Gun silencer
  • Love you back
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