April 23, 2007

The Freaks Come Out

Men are a very idiotic species. They want women to look nicely, to be fashionable, intelligent, to earn more money than they do, to have a career, to be good cooks, to clean the house and, of course, to be good in bed.
God forbid a woman doesn’t have time to take care of herself! No matter how much work a woman does and how little free time she has, her hair has to be perfect, her nails impecable, her complexion moisturised, and her face- a big happy smile.If not, she neglects herself, she doesn’t deserve to have a man.
A man that, at about 30, is already bold, has a big tummy, spends his time in pyjamas, drinks beer, watches football and beltches. What a Prince Charming!
Another important characteristic of men is their unity. When a woman has a flaw, no matter how little, they all observe it and comment upon it. If, instead, a man looks as if he has just come out of the pigsty, if he smells like he has never seen a soap in his life, if he wears baggy jeans that appear to be his grandfather’s, that is OK.
Get real!

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